I don’t care.

Okay, listen dude. I don’t care if you can do 20 flips in a row on a bar. I don’t care if you can do 100 pullups without ever stopping. I most certainly don’t care if you can do a slam dunk on the highest setting of the basketball hoop. So stop showing off every single time I go over to your house. I don’t know who you’re trying to impress seeing that you’re practically a college kid and every other girl is younger than me. So stop. No one cares.